Today's lesson:

LEARNING TO TALK IN FUCKING CONTEXT.
Look at a can of Dr.Thunder.
It tastes like Dr.Pepper.
It looks like Dr.Pepper.
It sounds like Dr.Pepper.

Is it "copying" Dr.Pepper?
No.

Then why the fuck, can't I post now?
Because someone can't understand that I found the word "pirate" more accurate then "generic?"

Here, have a pic so you can see the epic idiocy yourself.